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*Shoots Tufty*

Rivalry? I have no idea what you mean.

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Did everyone know that if you scroll down to where the previous posts are and highlight a portion of text then hit quote, it will only quote the given section?

I seriously just found this out by accident.

Well *inaudible* me.

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My boss just asked me if I was coming in on Monday/Tuesday and I burst out laughing.

Turns out he was actually serious.

P-F1 Mod said this was the place to whine and declare war on hackers! So......

My Christmas has consisted of waking up, seeing my little girl for about 2 hours and working for the next 9 for a total of 4 customers with no double or overtime ay as I'm self employed and the nature of hospitality is that someone has to be available 24/7, and now I get to relax a bit - turned my xbox on and xbox live won't let me sign in and has limited services.

I'm not tiddled off with xbox or Microsoft, but the all hail the mods Lizard Squad hackers who have claimed it was them who did this to both xbox and PSN. Seriously, have these spotty little fairy cakes for nothing better to do than gherkin off potentiality millions of people just because they can? I hope Sony and Microsoft are able to track them down from their dumb donkey twitter account and throw the book at them for all they're worth in fines and jail time. I hope they're grown adults and get sent to a full jail, non of this juvenile stuff, as these tight little wimpy virgins wouldn't last 2 days in there

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We work Monday, Tuesday and 1/2 Wednesday and that is considered generous. What happens is what I like to call "fake productivity", with people looking 5x's as busy while getting next to nothing done.

I'm looking through some old notes, and I stumbled upon a few rather odd things. These notes are from about the last 3 years, though some are up to 8 years depending on the thing.

My favourite so far is an A4 piece of paper that says "Do not f**k it up" 63 times. And the censoring doesn't exist on paper.

Another piece simply says "Got to stop f**king everything up" then below it "just don't f**k it all up".

I have no idea what these were in reference to, but they are in my writing so I assume it was me.

So tonight I'm seeing some pals to watch WWE Royal Rumble. 3 of the 4 of us don't follow pro-wrestling except basically Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania. We used to have stay-overs etc when we were kids to watch it. The tradition stuck.

But, since we don't care as much as we used to we have an excellent drinking game. I make up a list of likely partipants, I put them randomly into a different 5*5 grids. You get that guy appearing, you take a drink. When you get a bingo (is that what you call it) you add to the forfeit pint and are no longer in the running for it. Last one without a line (or splitsies if more than 1) gets the forfeit. And we also have a special list of 5 (different for each player) cliches that we'll probably see. These earn a shot of apple sourz - because it is Cactus Jack brand and that was a name of a wrestler.

Then I got more booze for the Superbowl Sunday night. I won't be getting smashed for it, just chilling with a few brews.


Anyway, I was in Tesco to get something to drink this evening and I saw Jacques Cider. I wasn't planning on getting cider but I hadn't had it in ages and really fancied it as soon as I saw that. Funny how that works.

We'll see you in April then?

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*grabs hammer, spare lightbulb and large bottle of dr pepper to go fix P-F1 Mod's curse on lightbulbs*

If you're hammering the bulb in that might explain the problems we've been having.

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hoh, I too happy now, sorry for these emotional messages in Le Mans thread. Forza Toyota! Or maybe I can claim complete ownership of that thread since I started it Happy weekend all!

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I'm getting that Friday feeling in the office. I have a yellow cocktail umbrella in my coffee cup.

I drank pumpkin spice coffee for the first time today. Horrible...... even my woman goes down easier than this piece of sh*t coffee.

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I just had beer come out of my nose reading that!

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Pops head round corner, hmm guess I'm drinking alone 😐

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Heads slowly turning to mush

Hello? Heelllooooooo?

Anybody here? Mincy? mac_d? Mods? Anyone?

Jeez it's dusty in here. "cough, cough".

Hmmm. Lets see. No-one been here for a while by the look of it but the fridges are still working and very nicely stocked thank you.

Right so what we got here ? Bourbon, Rum, Whiskey, Scotch, Pink Muscato (ah, I'll wait till the fridge is empty to crack that stuff).

Looks like a sweet, sweet Saturday coming up

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- Keith Miller, Australian cricket legend and WWII pilot.

2017 WCC CPTTC - Jalopy Racing (Herb & Me)

Wondered why I'd not seen you in the forum for a week. There's some stuff for a fry up out back, go sober up

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Well, you pop in for a drink on the anniversary of the day you joined, and there's nobody in sight!

Oh well, drinks all round on me then- cheap round!

HEY MOD! HEY MODS ERE'. HEYYAA MODDY BABY. Come ove ere' and ave' a drink. All I got left is this pink stuff but it's not bad once ya get used to it. Whoa careful don't tread there Moddy(Hiccup) . Bit of a mess. Couldn't find the dunnies in time. I ate those carrots like 5 days ago, can you believe that?(Hiccup) Ah man, I luv you moddy do you know that ? (Hiccup). Nah, nah now, I mean it (Hiccup). I rooly luv ya. Now not in that kind of way, ya know, but like a brotha. Your are a brotha rite(Hiccup)? or are ya a sista? Aw doesn't matter anyway. Who knows who who is any more anyway right? (Hiccup) I mean, you stopped in ere', and I know ya didn't have to but ya did didn't ya? Ya stopped in ere' and checked up on me didn't ya and made sure I didn't go hungry (Hiccup)? Ya know I got ya back now man don't ya? 24/7 bro i'm there for ya (Hiccup). If anyone says anything to ya you just let me know and i'll sort it ok? (Hiccup). I'll smash'em . Ya just gotta say the word cause I luv ya man (Hiccup). Nah, nah, I mean it bro. I luv yoouuu.

Ive been ere' by meself for ages mod do ya know that? There wuz one bloke who stopped in but I had me hand stuck in that chip machine at tha time so he didn't see me. He said sumthin bout it bein his anniversary but no-one bein ere'. I bet his missus is spewin bout im bein at tha pub on his anniversary. Hate to be him wen he gets home eh moddy?

Geez i'm starvin. Ya know I couldn't find a Kebab shop or pizza shop anywhere(Hiccup)? I walked allll tha way to tha corner of the road and couldn't find one. Then I got lost gettin back ere'. Get this right. I goes lookin for a feed right (Hiccup)? I gets back to where tha pub should be, well, you'd neva guess, they moved that pub while I wuz gone and put a road there (Hiccup). "Wots goin ere"? I asks meself. "Wheres me pub gone"? But I got back ere' moddy, I got back ere (Hiccup). They couldn't fool Jezza. They moved this place when I went lookin for that Kebab shop I wuz just tellin ya bout but I found it again Moddy, I found it. Ya know where they put it? They put it behind me. Yep. I'm standin lookin at a road where tha pub should be, I turns around and ere's tha bl00y pub. The mongrels swapped tha road with tha pub and tha pub with tha road while I wuz lookin for a feed. Sneaky *inaudible*. Can you believe it (Hiccup)? I mean, hows tha mailman gunna know where to deliver tha mail to now that they moved tha pub?

Ya know I luv you bro. Have I told ya that? I luv ya bro but geez i'm soooo hungry. Now, where's the bangers and onions (Hiccup) ?

Um, could ask ya for a favour bro? Do ya think ya could do the fry up for me (Hiccup)? I don't feel so good

Do ya know where that dunnies are?

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- Keith Miller, Australian cricket legend and WWII pilot.

2017 WCC CPTTC - Jalopy Racing (Herb & Me)

Because the stickies don't move, I often don't notice new posts in those topics.

I could go a beer, but it's 22:06 so would need to travel to England to buy one to drink at home. I have hard booze in but I generally don't stop until the bottle is empty and it's only Thursday.


Actually, I could really go a peach schnapps and lemonade. I get mocked something awful for these but they are so tasty and refreshing. Peach Schnapps was also the first thing I got drunk on, NYE 1999, age 11. Good times.

This is the most surreal experience I've ever had on this forum. Thanks, Jezza

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I wuz very bored

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- Keith Miller, Australian cricket legend and WWII pilot.

2017 WCC CPTTC - Jalopy Racing (Herb & Me)

*skids through open door*

I heard a rumour this place was open again.... Bartender, your best whiskey!

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Whoohoo- drinking buddies!

FOR A YEAR???!!!!!!! The electric bill must cost a FORTUNE!!

And that liquor must have been very flat.

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Apparently the owner was big on using solar power so his bills were low and it was payed by direct debit every month anyway hence why the power was still on.

As for the flat plonk, it was cold, wet and free. Besides, after the first few I couldn't have given a frogs fat one what it tasted like.

Now lets depart with the semantics Snakes my friend and lets just sit back, crack a cold one and let the day flow.

My shout

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Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your ar$e, cricket is not.
- Keith Miller, Australian cricket legend and WWII pilot.

2017 WCC CPTTC - Jalopy Racing (Herb & Me)

The lights are still on? I don't think the local utilities are aware of this place!

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