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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:36 pm 
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Groin injury.

Shit news for Force and potentially Wallabies fans.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/rugby/weste ... db6c992bc4


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:37 pm 
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I know it's purile, but peni getting a groin injury made me giggle


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:40 pm 
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Just read that.

Bugger.

One of the form wingers.
So now we have Louwrens and Peni out for the season.
At least Coleman is due back next week.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:43 pm 
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happyhooker wrote:
I know it's purile, but peni getting a groin injury made me giggle


"Penis ruptured his groin."


kek that would be a great headline


p.s how does one rapture a groin?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:51 pm 
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p.s how does one rapture a groin?

If you don't know, your misses is doing it wrong


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 1:54 pm 
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happyhooker wrote:
comets wrote:
p.s how does one rapture a groin?

If you don't know, your misses is doing it wrong


my right hand knows what it's doing :twisted:


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 2:03 pm 
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Well we've had "get your bats out" and "get your onions out".... this one kind of writes itself doesn't it?


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:01 pm 
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'Cocks out on tour!' I bet you all did that when you were younger.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:47 pm 
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Gwenno wrote:
'Cocks out on tour!' I bet you all did that when you were younger.


Yeah - plus alternating left thumb, right thumb, then penis on the bar, last one has to get the round in.
Seeing a bunch of teammates walk around a pub or bar with their dick hanging out just in case the judge / dancemaster / last loser deeems it fit to start another round, is a bit amusing.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:52 pm 
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And toilet roll chicken? Two blokes with a connecting piece of bogroll stuck up their arses, toilet roll is lit in the middle, first one to pull out buys the other one a drink.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 21, 2017 3:58 pm 
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Gwenno wrote:
And toilet roll chicken? Two blokes with a connecting piece of bogroll stuck up their arses, toilet roll is lit in the middle, first one to pull out buys the other one a drink.


Oh yes

A version of this is "Fire in the Hold !" - no forfeit or penalty round, just who can drape or tuck in a large amount of bog roll on a mate, set the fcuker on fire, and shout out "Fire in the Hold!"

Extra points for setting a mate on fire if he's chatting up some woman.


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